Watching college softball/napping. Lazy Sunday. (Taken with instagram)
Christa,
So. You and I went to see a horror movie in theaters. Well. It was interactive. And a trap. And the antagonist came out of a side door and picked someone from the audience to come with him. Lucky me, I was picked. He took me to the bathroom (Sorry, my dreams tend to be creepy and sexual.) and did gross stuff and then watched me pee. Then there was a crab and he made me catch it. Then he locked me in the bathroom and I had to use the crab to unlock the door. After I got out.. Some people were tossed overboard (at some point we transitioned to a boat) and these really evil dolphins ate them. Everybody was dying and I don’t remember how. What I do remember is the escape. You and I spotted a dolphin in the water so we jumped on its back and it took us to a beach.
If there was a Hall of Fame of Assholes, it would have been created in honor of my mom.
As ugly as I may be, I do have white teeth.
crazydaisiesandsunshine asked: you doing alright?
I am, thank you for asking :) How are you? (I can’t do private answers because le Tumblr app sucks balls).
I’m so annoyed because people won’t take a vow of silence that lasts forever. Shut up, people that other people would call my family. I’m tired of your mindless diatribe about hairstyles and dance recitals.