Watching college softball/napping. Lazy Sunday. (Taken with instagram)

Watching college softball/napping. Lazy Sunday. (Taken with instagram)

jaylane:

Mya

This is my favorite cat. And by favorite I mean, this cat is a bitch and hates me.. Only me. That means I’m special.

jaylane:

Mya

This is my favorite cat. And by favorite I mean, this cat is a bitch and hates me.. Only me. That means I’m special.

My dream last night:

Christa,
So. You and I went to see a horror movie in theaters. Well. It was interactive. And a trap. And the antagonist came out of a side door and picked someone from the audience to come with him. Lucky me, I was picked. He took me to the bathroom (Sorry, my dreams tend to be creepy and sexual.) and did gross stuff and then watched me pee. Then there was a crab and he made me catch it. Then he locked me in the bathroom and I had to use the crab to unlock the door. After I got out.. Some people were tossed overboard (at some point we transitioned to a boat) and these really evil dolphins ate them. Everybody was dying and I don’t remember how. What I do remember is the escape. You and I spotted a dolphin in the water so we jumped on its back and it took us to a beach.

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If there was a Hall of Fame of Assholes, it would have been created in honor of my mom.

Oh you know, sitting in my car listening to Norah while in semi-deep thought/avoiding going into my stupid house.

Oh you know, sitting in my car listening to Norah while in semi-deep thought/avoiding going into my stupid house.

As ugly as I may be, I do have white teeth.

As ugly as I may be, I do have white teeth.

crazydaisiesandsunshine asked: you doing alright?

I am, thank you for asking :) How are you? (I can’t do private answers because le Tumblr app sucks balls).

I’m so annoyed because people won’t take a vow of silence that lasts forever. Shut up, people that other people would call my family. I’m tired of your mindless diatribe about hairstyles and dance recitals.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

teenporno:

let’s all just take a moment and listen to one of my favorite song.